Harry Potter Lord of the Rings Funny Quote

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English university professor and writerJohn Ronald Reuel Tolkien wrote his The Lord of the Rings epic fantasy adventure novels between 1937 and 1949 but publication of the first volume hit the printing press in 1954. The three volumes wereThe Fellowship of the Ring,The Two Towers, andThe Return of the King. The book's popularity grew in the 1960's but it was 47 years after the first publication when The Lord of the Rings popularity scaled far greater heights.

In 1997 New Zealand film director Peter Robert Jackson won the rights to adapt J. R. R. Tolkien's epic novels onto the big movie screen and from 2001-2003 Jackson directed a trilogy of films which took and shook Hollywood and the movie world to its core. All three films were shot back to back over a period of 438 days between 11 October 1999, and 22 December 2000. The Lord of the Rings film trilogy ranks as the sixth highest grossing film series produced to date and picked up 17 Academy Awards with the last in the series, The Return of the King, scooping a massive 11 of those prestigious awards.

I proudly present some of the best The Lord of the Rings quotes and dialoguefeaturing great quotes from Gandalf, Grimli, Frodo Baggins and others.

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it. It began with the forging of the Great Rings. Three were given to the Elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Dwarf lords, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls. And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of men, who, above all else, desire power. But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Ring was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Sauron forged in secret a master Ring, to control all others. And into this Ring he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life. One Ring to rule them all. – Galadriel

There is only one Lord of the Ring, only one who can bend it to his will. And he does not share power. – Gandalf

Hobbits really are amazing creatures. You can learn all that there is to know about their ways in a month and yet, after a hundred years, they can still surprise you. – Gandalf

The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was, is lost, for none now live who remember it. – Galadriel

Even the smallest person can change the course of the future. – Galadriel

Nobody tosses a dwarf. – Gimli

Oh… That's nice. Ash on my tomatoes. – Pippin

This is no mine. It's a tomb. – Boromir

One does not simply walk into Mordor. Its black gates are guarded by more than just orcs. There is evil there that does not sleep, and the Great Eye is ever watchful. It is a barren wasteland, riddled with fire and ash and dust, the very air you breathe is a poisonous fume. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly. – Boromir

Frodo: Go back, Sam. I'm going to Mordor alone.
Sam: Of course you are. And I'm coming with you.

Frodo: You're late.
Gandalf: A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

Legolas: Lembas! (bread cake)
Legolas: One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man!
Merry: How many did you eat?
Pippin: Four. (belch)

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

The world is changing. Who now has the strength to stand against the armies of Isengard and Mordor? To stand against the might of Sauron and Saruman and the union of the two towers? Together, Lord Sauron, we shall rule this Middle-Earth. The old world will burn in the fires of industry. Forests will fall. A new order will rise. We will drive the machinery of war with the sword and the spear and the iron fist of the Orc. We have only to remove those who oppose us. – Saruman

Bring your pretty face to my axe. – Gimli

I'm wasted on cross-country! We Dwarves are natural sprinters, very dangerous over short distances. – Gimli

Keep breathing. That's the key. Breathe. – Gimli

No, thank you. We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers, or distant relations. – Bilbo

A red sun rises, blood has been spilled this night. – Legolas

Stupid, fat hobbit. – Gollum

Be on your guard. There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world. – Gandalf

Those without swords can still die upon them. – Eowyn

Frodo: What are we holding on to, Sam?
Sam: There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it's worth fighting for.

Aragorn: Farmers, ferriers, stable boys. These are no soldiers.
Gimli: Most have seen too many winters.
Legolas: Or too few.

Merry: You're taller.
Pippin: Who?
Merry: You
Pippin: Than what?
Merry: Than me
Pippin: I've always been taller than you.
Merry: Pippin, everyone knows I'm the tall one…You're the short one.
Pippin: Please, Merry. You're what, three-foot-six? At the most? Whereas me, I'm pushing three-seven, three-eight.
Merry: Three-foot-eight? You did something.

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

Deagol: Smeagol, I've got one! I've got a fish, Smeag. Smeagol!
Smeagol: Pull it in. Go on. Go on. Go on. Pull it in.

The board is set. The pieces are moving. – Gandalf

Send these foul beasts into the abyss. – Gandalf

There's plenty for the both of us. May the best dwarf win. – Gimli

Certainty of death. Small chance of success. What are we waiting for? – Gimli

They had no honor in life. They have none now in death. –Gimli

From the ashes, a fire shall be woken. A light from the shadow shall spring. Renewed shall be blade that was broken. The crownless again shall be king. – Arwen

Now is the hour! Riders of Rohan! Oaths you have taken, now fulfill them all, to lord and land. – Eomer

You miserable little maggot. I'll stove your head in. – Sam

Sam: Do you remember the Shire, Mr. Frodo? It'll be spring soon. And the orchards will be in blossom. And the birds will be nesting in the hazel thicket. And they'll be sowing the summer barley in the lower fields, and eating the first of the strawberries with cream. Do you remember the taste of strawberries?
Frodo: No, Sam. I can't recall the taste of food, nor the sound of water, nor the touch of grass. I'm….naked in the dark, with nothing, no veil….between me……and the wheel of fire! I can see him, with my waking eyes!
Sam: Then let us be rid of it, once and for all. Come on Mr. Frodo. I can't carry it for you……but I can carry you.

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Photograph: One Ring by Xander
Photograph: Lord of the Rings poster source Wikipedia

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